I would encourage the screaming-and-running thing, while we’re on the topic. In this case, it will be very obvious from whom you should run, screaming. It is certainly possible, of course, that the aliens will make a dramatic entrance (crash into the bell tower, land their spaceship on Sci, beam down on Parrish Beach…). If someone is acting suspiciously, it is always better to check that they aren’t just trying to avoid a failed Screw date or searching for a missing airpod before any further actions are taken. I don’t want to make any overarching generalizations here - we all have our quirks, and I don’t want anyone to be mistaken for an alien just because they’re a little odd. This can be quite tricky everyone knows that extraterrestrials have a tendency to come, conveniently enough, in humanoid form, or else are able to disguise themselves so well that you would never know the difference. So, for those of you who have ever watched Doctor Who and wondered the same thing, for those who are always prepared (just in case), for those who may be a little paranoid, here is my guide to surviving an alien invasion at Swarthmore College.įirst, it is necessary to be able to identify the aliens. But I do think that if aliens did come to Swarthmore, the chances of escape are quite high for those with even slightly better survival skills than mine. But this is mainly due to my own lack of coordination, inability to use any kind of weapon, and general tendency to get lost in maladaptive daydreams. Of course, my answer is no: I would be extra-terrestrial toast within ten minutes. The other night, as I was watching the latest episode, a thought occurred to me that made me stop, mid-spoonful of ice cream: what would I do if I was suddenly in the middle of a Doctor Who episode? If aliens came to Swat, could I survive? We all have our guilty pleasures, and mine just happens to come in the form of convoluted plotlines, bad British humour, and unrealistic space adventures. There will be more on this for you next time on fiction news in the Belmont times.It’s 2020 and yes, I still watch Doctor Who. This is no kid’s connect the dots puzzle. We have no idea why any of these events are possible, and are still trying to connect the dots. None of the detectives and scientists know why this is, because we didn’t know aliens were also cats. So far, they’ve gathered DNA samples from fingerprints on the ships that belong to them, and have gathered that they are somehow cats. The police are still studying the alien attack and the abduction. He got abducted by these creatures the next day, and then the aliens painted a cow face with its tongue sticking out on our helicopter. We are still not sure what he meant by that, and we might not ever know.
“First a collapsing climate, then the government not functioning properly, THEN social distancing because of a large virus, and yes, an Alien invasion is next.” We asked, what was it like, seeing weird Creatures attacking and our home? “They were abducting cows Left and right,” he said, looking up into the sky majestically. “Only the cows were flower pots.”
Breaking news! An alien attack has been launched on the Boston area! The witness, Bob Jeffrey Joe, says “we Should have known this would happen.!”